Eclipse? More Like Barf-Ville.

You know. Twilight fans are gonna have a field day if any of them finds my blog. Here's why.

A ] Mainly cause I hate on the characters so much that even they're Momma's don't approve
B ] Teenagers nowadays are so gullible and will take shit for shit
C ] Why do I even need to mention this option?

First of all before I get any haters on my tail [or maybe not], I'd like to say that I was a Twilight junkie when it first hit the screens. And like any wild teenage girls screaming wildly for Rob-My-Heart Pattinson, I too was at his corner faithfully and found his character [ Luckily I wasn't too detached from reality and could still tell I was only in love with Rob-Me-Senseless Patz for his character, Edward-Perfectly-And-Endearing-Yet-Creepy Cullen. I thank God everyday for that revelation.] Edward Cullen a gorgeous hunk of a man that every girl needs in terms of security, fashion, money, crawling in your room, glowing like diamonds [Literally, diamonds are a girl's best friend.], protection that even the FBI can't give and many much more awesome boyfriend quality I'm sure. I religiously bought the 4 books to the series, magazines containing Robby's pictures and all the qualities of a future stalker. I could watch Twilight over and over but after a few months passed, waiting for New Moon, hearts changed.
I became less engaged in the Twilight world as the popularity soared and many many more screaming girls joined in. It became too common and last season. So I laid low for a while and started getting hooked on other things like the new hot vampires coming into the picture [Yes yes Vampire Diaries. Oh lord kill me now. Whoopee. ].
New Moon isn't even worth mentioning. Nuff' said.
Then Eclipse was suppose to be my glimmer of hope. My new come back into the Twilight cult. But it was disappointing. I mean I didn't set the bar high at all cause I knew what was coming but seriously I was just infuriated by the fact the Rock-star-wannabe Pattinson now changed Edward Cullen into him. What happen to the gentleman with the neat hair? I mean that was his essence. The whole other worldly charm; the whole from another era structural background that he exudes into the modern society. Ok, I give credit that he made the whole idea of wanting Bella to be a VIRGIN genuine. Least I thought so. But why the heck touch his hair man? Then comes all the unnecessary kissing part which conquered the whole entire movie instead of showing the good action that could ensue from the fighting scene. It freaking lacks intensity and where the heck did they get actors that make unbelievable vampies? Sorry guys. I'm not buying it. Eclipse is total Bull. Guess I know I won't be watching MTV movie awards anytime soon because I know they'll win when they clearly don't deserve it. Thank you teenage screaming girls.